Don't fuck with us, chicken. We know you did it.

A laying hen is seen under a lamp at a poultry farm near Duesseldorf, western Germany. European leaders took urgent new action to counter fast-multiplying outbreaks of bird flu, ordering poultry indoors to avoid infection but urging consumers not to panic.(AFP/DDP/Volker Hartmann)

I like that they're urging consumers not to panic, yet this chicken is being depicted as a perp in "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit."